In passing his sentence Judge Chris said the punishment must fit the crime and although the words "public flogging" were heard from the dog end of the gallery the sentence was as follows:
- a maximum of four leaves to be brought inside each day
- there will be a zero tolerance for any further instances of the "I shredded Reena's birthdays cards for fun episode "
- there will be be no more snow foam brought in from the garage, and most importantly once in it will not be shredded
- purring loudly at all acts of kindness from anyone is mandatory
- the spectacles will never be stolen again
- no further packs of tissues will be emptied tissue at a time and spread around the house
- the toilet paper is to stay on the ROLL
Catnetwork News understands that there may be an appeal as the last punishment was seen as particularly harsh
This is Bob for Catnetwork News returning you to our Olympic coverage "
2 comments:
I agree. Toilet paper left on the roll! Cruel and in-feline punishment. Doesn't Judge Chris understand that toilet paper is essential to an ocicat's 'huntin, fishin and shreddin' nature?
p.s. I liked the interview picture. (Although not quite sure about the proffesionalism of a reporter sleeping with her interviewee.)
Having read the comments concerning these crimes I feel the animal should be sentenced to electrocution by electric chair.
This will also test the "Cats have 9 lives theory".
Signed Mutley
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